For Stew (probably the only person who knows the meaning behind the title) xx
1. Park your beloved car and leave overnight.
2. Stir from sleep by stranger at your door.
3. Listen through bleary, beer eyes how stranger has mixed herself up with a real driver and reversed into your very obvious car by "accident".
4. Approach beloved car with trepidation...turn and eyeball said "driver".
5. Consider the 'Salford handshake' to be given liberally to stranger. Report accident, make claim then wait..... and wait and wait....
6. Unable to cope with driving the worlds worst courtesy car (Toyota Corolla) order that your car be returned-damaged or not.
7. Notice that somebody (prob a woman "driver") has scratched bumper on courtesy car.
8. Halfords. Chip repair kit in Lucerne Silver 2.
9. Realise that your not part of West Coast Customs Team and you're wank at spray jobs.
10. Stand back and admire your shit attempt....Say - "It looks like somebody came all over the car in silver".........................The Man With The Silver Cum......
3 comments:
I thought you were the west coast customs guru hahah
can imagine u and fran.....getting the pizza delivery back to full strength
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
Thankyou! Eu não posso encontrar seu blog?
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